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Off Topic => General Furry Talk => Topic started by: Onkel Kage on 05.12.2006, 02:34:04

Title: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Onkel Kage on 05.12.2006, 02:34:04
My bank sent me a note saying that my credit card account had been transferred to a different bank.

I just received my first new statement, and was shocked to see who had taken over my finances!

(http://www.unclekage.com/images/FIA001.jpg)

They're operating out of Wilmington, Deutschland!
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 05.12.2006, 09:44:48
Oh my g...

first they haul you off the stage, and now this???!!! These guys are everywhere! they could be in this room in this very moment... *Lokosicek searches his room carefully...* They are com..........!!!
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Schneelocke on 05.12.2006, 10:19:24
They're operating out of Wilmington, Deutschland!

*chuckles*
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Cheetah on 05.12.2006, 10:57:50
My bank sent me a note saying that my credit card account had been transferred to a different bank.

I just received my first new statement, and was shocked to see who had taken over my finances!

(http://www.unclekage.com/images/FIA001.jpg)

They're operating out of Wilmington, Deutschland!


Hi Kage, I'm sure this is all a terrible misunderstanding. There is no such organisation, and if it DID exist, I'm very sure, they would NEVER, I repeat NEVER even think of touching the bank account of our most valued guest!

GAH! I've got to stop now. I got water on my laptop.

Miguel? MIGUEEEL? Could you please bring me a towel and another Pina Colada? Thanks!

(http://www.tigress.com/cheetah/lj/cheetah-in-pool.jpg)
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Onkel Kage on 05.12.2006, 15:26:23

Hi Kage, I'm sure this is all a terrible misunderstanding. There is no such organisation, and if it DID exist, I'm very sure, they would NEVER, I repeat NEVER even think of touching the bank account of our most valued guest!

Then how do you explain the charge on this very statement for airline tickets to and from Germany for September 4-10, and an authorization from the Ringberg Hotel, all made before the dates or location were announced????
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Cheetah on 05.12.2006, 15:52:02
Then how do you explain the charge on this very statement for airline tickets to and from Germany for September 4-10, and an authorization from the Ringberg Hotel, all made before the dates or location were announced????

Oh, that .... uhm ... uh oh ... okay, then I think I have to admXX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXX XX XXXX XXX XXX XXXX  :) XX XXXX XX XXX XXXXX XX!! XXXX XX XXXXX XX XXXX XX  :P (I'm not afraid to post this here, because ... I mean ... who would believe me anyways :P´)

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Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Locu Deer on 05.12.2006, 20:01:23
My bank sent me a note saying that my credit card account had been transferred to a different bank.

I just received my first new statement, and was shocked to see who had taken over my finances!

(http://www.unclekage.com/images/FIA001.jpg)

They're operating out of Wilmington, Deutschland!


hehe. The FIA is everywhere  ;D
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 13.12.2006, 12:40:16
Concerning the FIA... I have a question. In BBF's video from AnthroCon 2006 certain "Agent Foxy" states that he was "trapped-in-a-elevator man" for a moment, and said that more about it will be on his livejournal. Oddly enough, I was not able to find out, who this "Agent Foxy" is, let alone find his livejournal... Pls, could you help?

PS: maybe I was unsuccessfull because his ID is highly confidential, he is an "FIA agent" after all  ;D
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: BigBlueFox on 13.12.2006, 18:25:33
Well...

Media reports that in their hopeless efforts to capture, infiltrate or otherwise even understand the structures, members and agents of the FIA, another secret organisation has sent an agent of their own, cleverly disguised as an elevator after one of our agents. Unrelieable sources say they were only able to capture him for a few minutes before the agent escaped.

Of course this is a hoax, since the FIA doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 14.12.2006, 01:39:39
Off course it does not :-) But should it exist, where can I find Foxy's livejournal?  ;)
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: BigBlueFox on 14.12.2006, 02:16:51
Of course this is a hoax, since the FIA doesn't exist.

I always thought that the FIA doesn't exist ^.^

I'm not sure I'm able to grasp the concept of whatever you're trying to tell me o.O

Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 14.12.2006, 02:20:11
BBF: I thing tVos's post is a statement, not a question, and therefore he is just confirming your "The FIA does not exist"
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 15.12.2006, 23:57:21
I think I've found foxy's livejournal ;) There is no mention of anthrocon though... fuchsi.livejournal.com ...am I right?
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Nightfox on 16.12.2006, 15:05:00
Who?
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 16.12.2006, 15:10:23
Ummm... I meant Foxy. I believe he is a Stage tech for the EF. At AnthroCon he was labeled as a "FIA computer infiltration office agent"  8)
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Nightfox on 16.12.2006, 16:08:57
Who?
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 16.12.2006, 16:12:50
Ok, I got It  ;D

BTW: this is the 777th post on this forum. Kinda nice number isnt it?
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Foxy on 16.12.2006, 18:37:32
Who?
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 16.12.2006, 18:41:51
 ;D ;D ;D

Now we're talking...  8)
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked [the fandom ]
Post by: somewolf on 17.12.2006, 10:39:06
so again:  there is no fia
it's all explained here: http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/F.I.A.
the pix there are fakes of course

*wag*
just
somewolf



***user connected from IP 1.1.42.23 / Host006.Wilmington.Deutschland.de
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 17.12.2006, 10:56:57
I wholeheartly agree, but that does not prevent me from taking a hypothetical guess :P

Now speak after me: The FIA does not exist...   8)

PS: did you take a look at Foxy's avatar icon? Quite intriguing... isn't it? :)
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Okami on 17.12.2006, 14:17:44
*hynotic voice* The FIA does not exist.
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: njhcerebus01 on 22.01.2007, 20:48:38
My bank sent me a note saying that my credit card account had been transferred to a different bank.

I just received my first new statement, and was shocked to see who had taken over my finances!

(http://www.unclekage.com/images/FIA001.jpg)

They're operating out of Wilmington, Deutschland!


Hi Kage, I'm sure this is all a terrible misunderstanding. There is no such organisation, and if it DID exist, I'm very sure, they would NEVER, I repeat NEVER even think of touching the bank account of our most valued guest!

GAH! I've got to stop now. I got water on my laptop.

Miguel? MIGUEEEL? Could you please bring me a towel and another Pina Colada? Thanks!

(http://www.tigress.com/cheetah/lj/cheetah-in-pool.jpg)

lol u bad kitty!
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 21.02.2007, 23:11:11
Hmm... now that I look at this photo again, I notice nice rocks in the background... sedimentary rocks to be exact.  ;D  Heart of a student of geology beats faster... my heart   ::)
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 13.03.2007, 11:09:22
O mein Gott!!! The FIA has infiltrated a world of computer games... Aaaah, the End of world is near...

ftp://ftp.altairis.cz/furrycz/usr/lokosicek/Temp/FIA%20training%20camp.JPG

Its from Operation Flashpoint...
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Dhary Montecore on 21.07.2007, 15:55:14
*harrumph* Remember, theres no such thing.

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave... ;)
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Suran on 17.08.2007, 19:31:01

The FIA does not exist.
Uncle Kage never HAD a credit-card.
There is NO such place as a Ringberg Hotel.
There IS NO Uncle Kage.

gotta go...  now I'm of to Bielefeld.
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: K9Primate on 17.08.2007, 19:48:50
gotta go...  now I'm of to Bielefeld.

Everybody knows that Bielefeld is fictional LOL  :D
Title: Re: Secret German government organization has hijacked my credit card!
Post by: Lokosicek on 17.08.2007, 20:06:59
gotta go...  now I'm of to Bielefeld.

Everybody knows that Bielefeld is fictional LOL  :D

And everybody knows that Suran is just a hallucination :)