Eurofurence 26 — "Welcome to Tortuga"Estrel Congress Center BerlinAugust 24 - 28, 2022
Don't worry. All conference rooms are in the basement ... and there's elevators
"You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them had you? I mean like actually telling anybody or anything." "But the plans were on display...""On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.""That's the display department.""With a torch.""Ah, well the lights had probably gone.""So had the stairs.""But, look, you found the notice didn't you?""Yes, yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD."