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First time in Europe

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Xzadfor:
I'm kind of nervous sleeping so far from my orbital home. Space foxes use felines as guards and butlers, occasionally they are employed to paint things when they are not otherwise wealthy and need a job. I wonder, would it be possible to send a cheetah, possibly the con chair, to tuck me in at night? Completely innocent request. It would be great if he could read me a story or something too.

-Xzadfor

o'wolf:
There is no sleep at Eurofurence.  8)

However, if you drink too much beer the tiger that is our head of security will bring you to bed and read you the rules of conduct.

Xzadfor:
I'm not the beer filled fox you want, I'm the beer filled fox you need.

gummi_bjorn:
ohhh i thought you were the fox needing to be filled with beer!!
thats what BBF implied. :D

Schakaline:

--- Quote from: Xzadfor on 22.04.2016, 21:58:21 ---I'm not the beer filled fox you want, I'm the beer filled fox you need.

--- End quote ---

I'm afraid your American beer is a little bit like making love in a canoe. You'll better start a rigorous training regime if you want to compete.

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