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Schakaline

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Bathrobes now available
« on: 04.11.2018, 18:27:12 »

Dear whoever-reads-this-forum-after-con (and those of you who were redirected here by Twitter), let me present this year's

GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY

Get a fashionable Eurofurence 24 bathrobe for FREE*!

* "FREE" involves a minimum 15 euro donation par bathrobe to our 2019 charity, or I won't even think about sending one

It's soft! It's absorbent! Nobody will know you're poodling underneath! Yes, the Eurofurence 24 supersponsor bathrobe is now available for mere peasants like you! All that's required is a mandatory donation and S/H fees (5 EUR within Germany, 13 EUR within the EU for a single bathrobe, 16 EUR for up to four bathrobes).

The bathrobes feature this logo on the front, letting your peers know that you are dressed in only the finest, convention-based fashion:



For tax and customs reasons, we do not deliver to countries outside the EU, so order one quick before Brexit happens! (actually, it makes no economic sense to do so because the boxes I still hae in stock are too large for non-EU shipments and that'd increase the shipping to 30+ euros a pop)

The perfect gift for Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzah or the annihilation of Earth by a Vogon constructor fleet! Give it to your family! Give it to your worst enemy! Buy! Spend! Consume! I need more space in my house!

Available in Size Large/Extra Large for Reasonably Large people and not anymore in Size Small/ Medium for Not Very Large people. Yep! No more S and M!

Not Very Large is defined as "slightly smaller than my mother, who at 1.68 metres can't fit her shoulders very well into a S/M sized bathrobe". For a slightly more technical definition, see below:



Inquire within for details. Offer valid while supplies last! This is your last chance to get one of these before EF25!

This message brought to you by the Eurofurence Oh My God Why Did We Order So many Spares Department.

The FAQs:
  • Alright, how do I pay?

    PayPal only. Please send a direct message for instructions on what to do.
  • How long will this offer last? I'm poor right now!

    This will be up for as long as I have shipping boxes left. There was a number of excess boxes left from the supersponsor deliveries, which is why we can make this unique offer. In total, about 30 to 40 additional bathrobes can be sent out, then your next opportunity to get your hands on this item of sheer beauty will be EF25.
  • What will you do with the money? Where will it go to?

    Good question! We'll put the money aside for our 2019 charity, which hasn't been picked yet, so they're getting a little head start!
  • 15 euros is way too expensive! I can only afford 1 euro!

    Sure, if you want to receive an empty package like this go ahead and embarrass yourself, but as I said up there, 15 euros is the minimum asking price - that's actually way below what you'd pay on the market for such a thing (bulk orders keep the price down, folks)
  • Can you do *overly convoluted thing that isn't listed here and nobody ever thought of*?

    ... I didn't think of that. However, if you think I should, feel free to drop me a DM in here. I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can.
« Last Edit: 10.11.2018, 16:20:34 by Schakaline »
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Kazookieslama

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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #1 on: 05.11.2018, 18:28:16 »

I want to have one!!
Please?
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RedFoxy

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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #2 on: 05.11.2018, 18:31:13 »

I want one! how can I do?

gummi_bjorn

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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #3 on: 05.11.2018, 18:34:00 »

i would like one too!
just hit me with payment details!
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Honey

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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #4 on: 05.11.2018, 18:44:00 »

I would like to buy one s/m and one L/XL for Djem  so 2 in total
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Wolpertinger

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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #5 on: 05.11.2018, 18:46:53 »

Id like to have on too.

Size L/XL
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Masi-Anuk

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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #6 on: 05.11.2018, 19:08:35 »

I want two . One in L and one in M for Boardmaker and me
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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #7 on: 05.11.2018, 20:09:48 »

want to have one too

XL
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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #8 on: 05.11.2018, 20:13:08 »

one L/XL for me please
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Schakaline

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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #9 on: 05.11.2018, 22:04:51 »

Okay, I said "direct message", not "reply to this post".  8)

Everybody who hasn't sent a DM so far, please do.
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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #10 on: 08.11.2018, 18:16:37 »

Further input on the sizes: S/M is comfy for a 1,65m woman. Still fits on a 1,80m dude who usually wears size M shirts. However, the sleeves end around the middle of his forearms.
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Re: Bathrobes now available
« Reply #11 on: 09.11.2018, 09:49:16 »

Okay, thank you everybody who's ordered so far.

I'll look into your messages over the weekend.  8)
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