Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Fennec.
Caution: Happy Fun Fennec may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Fennec contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Fennec on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Fennec if any of the following occurs:
-itching
-vertigo
-dizziness
-tingling in extremities
-loss of balance or coordination
-slurred speech
-temporary blindness
-profuse sweating
-heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Fennec begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Fennec may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Fennec should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Fennec, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Fennec include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Fennec has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Fennec.
Happy Fun Fennec comes with a lifetime warranty.